Jun 3, 2019 | 6:00 PM | Monday

Mon Jun 3, 6:00 PM - Mon Jun 3, 6:00 PM
1215 Thomasville Rd, Tallahassee, FL 32303

Community: Tallahassee

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Mothers Surviving

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friends, romans, countrywomen, lend me your ears,
i come to BARELY SURVIVE the month of MAYhem, not to praise it... (shakespeare-ish.)

are you a mother/teacher/woman/human? do you think you might just (by the grace of God and/or the gift of chocolate/alcoholic beverages/starbucks) survive the MAYhem of may? then this event is for YOU! it was a HUGE success the last SIX years. and it is the ONLY reason i am soldiering on through may again and not spending the entire month curled up in the fetal position.

come and join us for dinner, drinks, and/or dessert (dutch treat) at TABLE 23 in the heart of midtown (outside on the lawn, weather permitting) after we all make it through may. you can drink through all three courses. or dessert through all night. WHATEVER YOU NEED SISTER! no judgment. wear your pi's. or yoga pants even though no one has time or energy for yoga in may. no judgment. come unshowered, unkempt, unashamed. YOU HAVE SURVIVED MAY! we will be dining, imbibing, incoherently incubating on the last night of may. and heading off to the last school day!!!

tell your family it is another &*%# chorus concert and they will let you go alone for the entire time or just drop in for a few minutes and tell us your war story from may. we will toast you and your successful survival of the most terrifying month of mothering!

this event is OPEN to all mothers/teachers/women/humans who have survived may and lived to tell about it... so bring a friend, neighbor, relative. or the therapist who has helped you get through this month... cause you know i need a new therapist and we all know the MAYhem is REAL!!!

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