Collin Sherwin

Why in God's name would anyone in New York eat pizza here? Was this franchise supposed to be ironic? Is this a pop art instillation that has just remained to cater to people from Iowa?

Pros: It's better than urban blight.

Cons: Literally you are eating franchised pizza in New York City. I cannot save you.

It's tall. Very tall. Don't throw things off the roof you'll kill people.

Pros: Great view. Only cold six months a year.

Cons: Why should I have to pay to be afraid of heights? Also it's windy up there and you actually can get hit in the face by corn from the middle of the country. I wish I were kidding.

Diner food on steroids. Love this place from San Diego to Mohegan Sun in CT. But the Orlando one has plenty of space to spread out and still close enough to what's happening.

Pros: The chicken and waffles will change your life, as will the tractor tire pancake.

Cons: If you eat here every day, your loved ones will miss you.

My favorite place to stay in Manhattan. Easy to get to everything and a terrific staff.

Pros: Location location location, and friendly staff.

Cons: It's Manhattan: don't bring a car.

The World's Most Famous Arena... but even with the update, it's still a bit crowded.

Pros: Easy to get to with Penn Station right there.

Cons: Expensive because midtown Manhattan. Also too much James Dolan.

SELL THE TEAM WOODY. And stop donating money to awful people.

Pros: Sam Darnold might actually be good.

Cons: We'll never know because the front office will never figure it out.

SELL THE TEAM JIM.

Pros: MSG is terrific.

Cons: Literally everything else surrounding the blatant incompetence of this franchise. SELL THE TEAM.

The best airport in America. I don't care if the ratings say it's #2 SCREW YOU PORTLAND BOOOOO

Pros: Convenient, easy to get around, tremendous local food options, baggage gets there fast, lots of coffee.

Cons: It will make you hate every other airport once you land. Yeah, I'm talking to you LaGuardia and Philly. Go kick rocks you frozen totems of inefficiency and poor planning.

Great beer bar with a ton of selection in a comfortable atmosphere.

Pros: Great location and knowledgeable bartenders!

Cons: Gotta order food from somewhere else, and it can be a pain to park.

Grilled cheese & beer. That's most of the menu. Yes, it's as good as it sounds. Terrific little downtown neighborhood haunt that's comfortable & delicious!

Pros: I mean grilled cheese and beer. What else do you need?

Cons: It's not open 24/7... how good would this be at like 5am??

I don't even live in Orlando anymore, but the lake is a beautiful place. They did one helluva job with a glorified rentention pond. Orange County budget surpulses FTW!

Pros: The swan boats, all the places to eat, and the easy way to count your running mileage when making the loop.

Cons: It can be a pain to park, and our non-housed friends can sometimes make it a bit awkward or dirty. But

One of best places in town to grab a beer, meet some folks, play games (shoutout the game with the metal ring and the hook!), and just generally love the fact you're in St. Pete. It's wonderful.

Pros: Crazy fun games, great beer, wonderful people, both indoor and outdoor things to do. It's like Hop Nirvana.

Cons: Unless they're going to deliver a party and quality brews like this to my house... I can't think of anything wrong

(random people chanting while on defense and moving their arms goes here)

Pros: History. Tradition. Willie Taggart's recruiting.

Cons: Aluminum bench seats everywhere. It's a pain to park. Lousy food options. A quarterback that doesn't match the offense involved. Slow linebackers that can't fly to the ball. Willie T will get it fixed, but they're a disaster for now.

The home of legends. Even if you don't love NASCAR (I'm not a huge fan), everyone should come check out this hallowed ground.

Pros: It's really cool to see the evolution of auto racing from the beaches of Daytona to the asphalt of today.

Cons: I mean they only race two weeks in the winter and one in the summer, plus some smaller races that don't mean as much.

A terrific, old-school traditional cocktail bar. Great location and clientele, and some delicious libations too!

Pros: Wonderful drinks, atmosphere, and location.

Cons: Can get a bit pricey and crowded depending on the evening.

My favorite mini golf course as a kid, and likely still now. Plus they don't care if you move from 18 right back to the first tee.

Pros: Really fun course, even if you don't love Disneyana stuff. Plus it's in a great location near Swan/Dolphin/EPCOT so good for the adults.

Cons: Standard "Disney is too expensive" goes here, but it's pretty reasonable for a loop here.

This place is great and the food and drinks are delicious, but be prepared for the loud music. They've got a DJ spinning while you're eating, and it can get a bit noisy. But if you're looking for fun, food, and booze, it's terrific.

Pros: Great deals (their $2 Taco Tuesday is legendary in Tampa), and don't miss the Margaronas.

Cons: Not exactly a first date place when the DJ is spinning.

Why am I reviewing this place, when I don't want anyone that doesn't know about it already to be there??

Pros: In the middle of Hyde Park/SoHo, we need a place for those of us that live there. For those that can walk to the bar and hang with our friends.

Cons: You might read this and come. At least know someone there before you show up, don't think of this as an invitation. A true locals bar is hard to find around these parts. Except for Tiny Tap. But who can do that every day?